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    1. I haven't played DND in a while, but one of the things that happened in the last campaign is that I ran and hid from some guards in a kitchen and happened upon a lot of butter. I pocketed this butter. TraylorAlan/1323375835055677440
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    I then greased the floor, and opened the door so that the guards would run in, slide along the floor and then out of the window, just like in the cartoons.
    1. …in reply to @CodeFoodPixels
      For the rest of our campaign I carried around the butter and used it at any opportunity, much to the dismay of our DM (@EccentricTester) who eventually decided that I should have a book called "101 uses for butter"