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    1. I hereby declare that oceans, seas, lakes, lochs, etc are cancelled and will be replaced by a new naming scheme called "big water". If a body of water is connected to another in some way by water, they are the same body of water.
  1. …in reply to @CodeFoodPixels
    The bodies of water are named "big water 1", "big water 2" and so on, with the number being their rank from largest to smallest (largest is number 1). I am taking donations towards this effort so that I can dedicate my time to renaming the bodies of water around the world.